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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

freak-and-proud-of-it:


this is so cute <3

freak-and-proud-of-it:

this is so cute <3

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

clacl:

i want 69,420 followers and then im deleting my blog

officialmyspace:

*puts 12 cigarettes in mouth* lol mom dont worry its just a metaphor 

cexting:

people who repeat their unfunny joke several times 

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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

humourbitch:

Rise and shine? More like rise and dine where’s breakfast 

tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US