I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
this is so cute <3
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.
i want 69,420 followers and then im deleting my blog
*puts 12 cigarettes in mouth* lol mom dont worry its just a metaphor
people who repeat their unfunny joke several times
Rise and shine? More like rise and dine where’s breakfast
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US